Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

what are you mike bibby?

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

i like men but im not gay

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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