Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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this is stupid .... yep

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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