- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

Did you know? . You already know!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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