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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What is white and black and red all over.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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