- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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