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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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