- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Knock Knock Who did that?

Of course, first door on your left

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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