knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Anti Joke

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