- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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