- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

whats yellow after cani...nathan

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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