Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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