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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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