- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Andoni was here

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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