bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Stop procrastinating.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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