- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Manchester City

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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