- Anti Joke

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A seal walks into a club.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon