Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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My spelling is horrible

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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