What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What? Why?

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Justin beiber's penis

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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get in the car.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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