What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Anti Joke

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