- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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