- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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