- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

V I T A M I N C !

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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