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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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