Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Women

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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