- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Caramel Boing.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what is orange and blue 2 colors

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Allah walked into AK Bar

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Female rights.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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