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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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