- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

My cat just died.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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