what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Velcro. What a rip off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

The EPA.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Womens Rights

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

gingers

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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