- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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