Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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