- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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