what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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