how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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