- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why did jim all I over? He dies

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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