what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Niall Horan

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

The Qur'an

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

My mom

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