Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Hi what I lug you

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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