What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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