Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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run farther?

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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