Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Wenis Penis

Your mom is not fat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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