- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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