- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Bacon is delcious.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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