- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

white or wheat? wheat please.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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