roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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matt is fat

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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