- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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