- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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