Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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a man was shot.... he died

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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