- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

tea with milk?

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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