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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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