What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Worms don't like apples.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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