Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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George W. Bush

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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