Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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How did th-A fridge.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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