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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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