- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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