So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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How you know when dislextic

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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