Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

AIDS

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Connor is homosexuaI

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

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