sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Anti Joke

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